Journal

Jan 24, 2012

The joys of business

Do you daydream about getting an ulcer?

Long for the thrill of panic attacks?

Want to lay awake at night stressing out?

Do you desire to cut your life short by a decade or two?

Do you find enjoyment in giving other people, especially government, big chunks of money at regular intervals during the year?

Then, start a business! Yay!