The joys of business

January 24, 2012

  • Do you daydream about getting an ulcer?
  • Long for the thrill of panic attacks?
  • Want to lay awake at night stressing out?
  • Do you desire to cut your life short by a decade or two?
  • Do you find enjoyment in giving other people, especially large organizations, big chunks of money at regular intervals during the year?

Then, start a business! Yay!